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Jetthro
05-15-2013, 11:02 PM
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm

Now this is news we can all get behind!


A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

BAM!

Xing
05-16-2013, 12:42 AM
Classic Jetthro. Couldn't have been a better news article for you to share with us.

Templar
05-16-2013, 02:11 AM
Anyone heard from Auedar today? I dont think hes in Sweeden, but...

squidgod2000
05-16-2013, 08:06 AM
Wasn't Warconan Sweedish?

Auedar
05-16-2013, 11:02 AM
Anyone heard from Auedar today? I dont think hes in Sweeden, but...

I prefer different inanimate objects. You have to have a strategy beforehand before you put your penis into something, otherwise you may look silly, or end up having bad things happen to you.

Example: Trapping a bird in a birdhouse= bad idea. Birdhouse without bird= okay.
Hornets nest without hornets= okay. With hornets = death.
Slightly drunk girls mouth who is into you= okay. Slightly drunk girls mouth who who's into you but wont shut up regardless of what you put in her mouth= not okay. Fucking teeth marks.........

Since you can't dps when you die, it's something to watch out for.

Napp
05-16-2013, 12:47 PM
some classes CAN dps when they die. u just need to slump their dead finger onto the appropriate keybind and leave them there for eternity.

RandomCarnage
05-21-2013, 05:56 AM
Some classes can't dps when they're not dead /sigh

Defiant
05-21-2013, 07:05 PM
Wasn't Warconan Sweedish?

Warconan.... lmao, that guy.

All I can remember about him is making him sit every chance I could and then telling him to reroll druid hoping he would never hit max level.

Vash
05-21-2013, 07:36 PM
Warconan is awesome and I'd appreciate you not speaking poorly of him in my presence. Tum on the other hand is fair game.

squidgod2000
05-22-2013, 09:08 AM
Warconan.... lmao, that guy.

All I can remember about him is making him sit every chance I could and then telling him to reroll druid hoping he would never hit max level.

I was actually guilded with his cousin (who was playing his characters) for a long time after you guys left. Wasn't nearly as much fun

Defiant
05-22-2013, 10:12 AM
Wtb camelorc , moger and luisagos